I was recently flying out of CMH (that's how us cool people say Port Columbus International Airport) and I thought to myself, "What if it was possible for me to park farther away from the terminal? And wouldn't it be cool if I could somehow deny women accurate information about abortion services at the same time?"

Well, ask and ye shall receive!

FastTrack Airport Parking has announced that they will donate 10% of participating customers' bills to Pregnancy Decision Health Centers.

"But wait," you ask, "this place sounds like a good thing. Aren't they a medical facility? They call themselves a 'Health Center'?"

A medical facility? Not so much. Pregnancy Decision Health Centers is a business that functions for the express purpose of making women decide not to get an abortion through any means possible - including applying guilt, religious lectures, peer pressure, and lies about abortion care.

To bring in unwitting women, they offer pregnancy tests and ultrasounds. No one mentions the person operating the ultrasound equipment isn't a medical professional and wouldn't be able to spot something wrong. Some staff are dressed in nurses' scrubs to give the appearance women are receiving medical care.

FastTrack, in case you were wondering, is a company that lets you save money by charging less for daily parking than the airport's own overnight lot. The trade off is you have to take their shuttle bus all the way from their lot "near" the airport to and from your car. The big savings for a longer trek to your car? A massive $0.25 per day!

In a way, PDHC and FastTrack go hand in hand. Both advertise a service that's almost what people want.



-Gabriel